After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
