roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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