Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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