We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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