I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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