we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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