just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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