fuck your aforementioned shoe
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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