can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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