Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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