Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
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