Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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