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Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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