Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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