What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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