What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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