Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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