Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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