Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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