I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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