I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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