cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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