Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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