i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
