we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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