why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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