dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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