At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
i've created a new STD.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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