I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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