I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
