i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
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