try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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