I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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