I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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