hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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