Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Randomize
