oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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