The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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