took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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