didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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