the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
