The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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