i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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