it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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