Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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