Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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