Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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