I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
