Did you just see the Batmobile???
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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