i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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