"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
They should really pass out barf bags in church
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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